Oppo PSA

"OPPOsaurus WRX" (opposaurus) 12/20/2014 at 17:40 • Filed to: None

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stay the fuck away from any malls. I on the other hand had to start my xmas shopping today. I'm recovering with a bottle of Canadian whiskey. Have a 4 door i saw today on my 20 mile walk from the back side of the parking lot.

Alex B > OPPOsaurus WRX 12/20/2014 at 17:44

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Shopping at the mall is hard work.

OPPOsaurus WRX > Alex B 12/20/2014 at 17:47

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It's hell. It took me 45 minutes just to get from the entrance of the mall area to the actual parking lot. Not fun in a 5sp

GeorgeyBoy > OPPOsaurus WRX 12/20/2014 at 17:49

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I still haven't got anything for the girl. I put it off too long so online is probably out of the question. Ugh.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > OPPOsaurus WRX 12/20/2014 at 18:08

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I have been to the mall once in the past two years, avoiding it is one of my hobbies.

Zohaibman72 > OPPOsaurus WRX 12/20/2014 at 18:09

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I got hybrid parking at an extremely crowded shopping mall the other day. It was completely packed, couldn't find any parking, and then it was there. Glowing in all its glory.

So I parked there and got very close parking because of my hybrid :)

OPPOsaurus WRX > GeorgeyBoy 12/20/2014 at 18:18

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Yea Thats what I did to. Grouping still is a possibility. She wanted a hair salon thing

OPPOsaurus WRX > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 12/20/2014 at 18:21

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Yea this is pretty much my only trip

thebigbossyboss > Zohaibman72 12/20/2014 at 19:09

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racist.

thebigbossyboss > OPPOsaurus WRX 12/20/2014 at 19:10

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Ugh I have to go tomorrow to do all my shopping. HMmmmmm.

OPPOsaurus WRX > thebigbossyboss 12/20/2014 at 19:23

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Good luck

thebigbossyboss > OPPOsaurus WRX 12/20/2014 at 19:25

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Thanks. I have planned my entrance to the mall to minimize the jam hopefully. Then I will proceed immediately to my favourite spot which is the top of the parkade, hopefully it's empty as per usual. That side of the mall is usually a lot quieter.

OPPOsaurus WRX > thebigbossyboss 12/20/2014 at 20:26

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Haha good luck. People were jumping curbs to park on the grass.

The Compromiser > OPPOsaurus WRX 12/21/2014 at 13:33

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My wife will let me go when I ask. I get jumpy and angry and nervous and shy when there are crowds and it becomes hard to shop. I end up panicking and bolt for the car. She will ask what I got and I just twitch....

Needless to say, I have to shop in the summer for Christmas.

OPPOsaurus WRX > The Compromiser 12/21/2014 at 13:56

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HAHA i did this last year too. i'll probably do it next year as well. I should learn better. Try going with a set of headphones on. I can;t stand how oblivious everyone is to everyone else. I think the worst is the people who out of nowhere just stopping walking to look at something.

The Compromiser > OPPOsaurus WRX 12/21/2014 at 15:54

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The funny part is that I am big enough and mean looking enough to scare people out of my way. I haven't shaved since I had septoplasty so my beard is thick, orange and white.

I am supposedly a really nice guy though...so I am told.

thebigbossyboss > OPPOsaurus WRX 12/21/2014 at 17:03

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I win Opposaurus. I Win.

http://oppositelock.jalopnik.com/this-video-is-…